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Bob Martin Quotes
"Rush Hour 2 was disappointing. If there's a Rush Hour 3, I hope it begins with Jackie Chan kicking Chris Tucker to death."
"There's nothing more exciting than dislodged toddlers!"
"....the first ones I spoke to was my mother and the nation of Canada."
Bob Martin Jokes
Rosa Parks refused to get out of her seat because she was saving it for Bob Martin.
Bob Martin crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared to question his motives.
Superman owns a pair of Bob Martin pajamas.
In order to survive a nuclear attack, you must remember to stop, drop, and be Bob Martin.
Jesus owns and wears a bracelet that says , "WWBMD?"

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